Tyler Quotes

81 quotes by 49 authors

Hometown Aerosmith fans are different from other Aerosmith fans, and that mainly has to do with Joe Perry. It's tough to overstate his strange grip… — Rob Sheffield
On 'Idol,' Steven Tyler will be sitting at a table with two other judges, and part of his job will be keeping his yap zipped… — Rob Sheffield
I'm excited about the new judges on 'American Idol.' Jennifer Lopez was a real mentor to me my season and I admire her so much.… — Jordin Sparks
I am the luckiest old broad on two feet if the truth were known. It's - but it all goes back to 'Mary Tyler Moore,'… — Betty White
'Mary Tyler Moore' was - it was my first big hit. — Betty White
If you have one good series, you know, it's a blessing. Two good series is unusual. Three is a phenomenon, but right now, I'm working… — Betty White
I become one of those people who walks alone in the dark at night while others sleep or watch Mary Tyler Moore reruns or pull… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I know this because Tyler knows this. — Chuck Palahniuk
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life… — Chuck Palahniuk
In the opening to the Mary Tyler Moore Show Mary's in the supermarket, hurrying through the aisles. She pauses at the meat case, picks up… — Augusten Burroughs
What would Tyler Durden do? — Chuck Palahniuk
Don't worry, Mrs. Colder. For the most part, we keep him leashed and gagged. We only let him free when the cute little animal jokes… — Lora Leigh
Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf. ~Kane Tyler~ — Lora Leigh
Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?" I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in… — Chuck Palahniuk
I love everything about Tyler Durden, his courage and his smarts. His nerve. Tyler is funny and charming and forceful and independent, and men look… — Chuck Palahniuk
Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete. — Chuck Palahniuk
Don't ever have children, Tyler, unless you're ready to be afraid everyday for the rest of your life. — Joe Hill
About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have… — Chuck Palahniuk
This isnâ€™t really death,â€™ Tyler says. â€˜Weâ€™ll be legend. We wonâ€™t grow old.â€™ I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, youâ€™re thinking… — Chuck Palahniuk
You can,t make yourself happy by causing other peoples misery -Tyler Perry The Family That Preys — Tyler Perry

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