Two-Year-Old Quotes
- Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck
- If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women. — Anthony Bourdain
- The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter. — Dan Stevens
- My heart goes out to the grieving parents who lost their two-year-old or their newborn. — Elizabeth Edwards
- Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. — Denis Leary
- A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it… — Ricky Martin
- A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld