Two Idiots Quotes
- I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes… — Leo Szilard
- You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm… — Janet Evanovich
- It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church. — Flannery O'Connor
- No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. — David Walliams
- I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots… — Kami Garcia