Two Fat Quotes
- Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan
- My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr
- Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat? A. A heavy discussion. — Troublemaker
- Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL, then my wife… — Muniir Zero