Two And A Half Men Quotes
- I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with… — Lizzy Caplan
- How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. — Jon Lovitz
- Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you… — Anthony Jeselnik
- Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on 'Two and Half Men' with… — Angus T. Jones
- It’s called Two and a Half Men,†Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,†Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son… — Charlaine Harris