Twisted Quotes

385 quotes by 328 authors

Have you ever been in love? Stay well clear. It leaves you very bitter and very twisted. — Tamzin Outhwaite
Fairly early in life, I noticed my brain was weird. By that I mean that I noticed it had a way of looking at normal… — Phil Vischer
I was a lonely, frightened little fat kid who felt there was something deeply wrong with me because I didn't feel like I was the… — Kate Bornstein
The Sound of Building Coffins is a soulful work from a writer of the weird. Maistros does more than make you feel for his characters… — Paul G. Tremblay
The prospect Smiler was a manic farmer. Few men I think can have been as unfortunate as he; for on the one hand he was… — Laurie Lee
Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted. — E. Jean Carroll
If someone takes something from me Iâ€™m going to grab it right back out of their cold, twisted sick hands and say it is mine,… — Michael Mulgrew
Children with harsh fathers accept much of what is thrown their way as normal because they donâ€™t have a frame of reference for anything else,… — Robert Whitlow
An ancient gnarled tree: Too fibrous for a logger's saw, Too twisted to fit a carpenter's square, Outlasts the whole forest. — Ming-Dao Deng
Disease-carrying thoughts swarm and multiply in the dark and twisted labyrinths of our minds, and all that is needed is a mob and a good… — Romain Gary
Don't get bitter and twisted and nasty by life. You may have been wronged or cheated on; two wrongs never make a right. Instead learn… — Angela Merkel
Maybe time is nothing at all like a straight line. Perhaps it's shaped like a twisted doughnut. But for tens of thousands of years, people… — Haruki Murakami
Around existence twine, (Oh, bridge that hangs across the gorge!) ropes of twisted vine. — Matsuo Basho
The characters emerge from my rather twisted mind. That's another enjoyable part of the job making stuff up. — Jonathan Kellerman
Now I also want to say, without a doubt, there are some wonderful, wonderful, absolutely wonderful things about being a man. But at the same… — Tony Porter
CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can… — Craig Ferguson
With a lot of kids in the business, the parents get as twisted as they do, and there's a lot of opportunities to go their… — Tina Yothers
You won't find me in a romantic comedy. Those movies don't speak to me. People don't come to talk to me about those scripts, because… — Naomi Watts
Too many Americans have twisted the sensible right to pursue happiness into the delusion that we are entitled to a guarantee of happiness. If we… — Susan Jacoby
Too often the past has been twisted to fit the visions and agendas of the present. — Thomas Sowell

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