Turtles Quotes
146 quotes by 134 authors
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I felt like time was a great sea, and I was floating on the back of a turtle, and no sails broke the horizon.
— Janet Fitch
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Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.
— Etgar Keret
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Reeling and Writhing of course, to begin with,' the Mock Turtle replied, 'and the different branches of arithmetic-ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.
— Lewis Carroll
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Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!
— Christopher Paul Curtis
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Two turtle doves will show thee Where my cold ashes lie And sadly murmuring tell thee How in tears I did die
— Nikolai Gogol
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And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.
— Dr. Seuss
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Grace said,"Dr. Wexler was called away on an emergency operation." "An emergency Packers game in Green Bay," Turtle confided to Flora Baumbach.
— Ellen Raskin
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In the end, everyone loses everyone. There was no invention to get around that, and so I felt, that night, like the turtle that everything…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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I told her, Don't touch me that way. Don't come at me with that sour-cream smile. Come at me as if I were worth your…
— Dorothy Allison
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Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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We are all going, I thought, and it applies to turtles and turtlenecks, Alaska the girl and Alaska the place, because nothing can last, not…
— John Green
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Now you see,' said the turtle, drifting back into the pond, 'why it is useless to cry. Your tears do not wash away your sorrows.…
— Amy Tan
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Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would…
— Christopher Moore
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There is an Indian story -- at least I heard it as an Indian story -- about an Englishman who, having been told that the…
— Clifford Geertz
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The turtle couldn't help us.
— Stephen King
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The master was an old Turtle--we used to call him Tortoise--' Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked. We called…
— Lewis Carroll
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And how many hours a day did you do lessons?' said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject. Ten hours the first day,' said…
— Lewis Carroll
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Not all nine-fingered girls have hatchets, she said in Tradertalk. Some of us just tried to have a conversation with a snapping turtle. (Sandry to…
— Tamora Pierce
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Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.
— Kurt Vonnegut
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I’m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.†I’m not hitting on you, 
— Nicholas Sparks
Who Wrote These Turtles Quotes
134 authors contributed a total of 146 Turtles Quotes, led by these top contributors: