Turtle Quotes
126 quotes by 115 authors
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If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I'd say
— Kourtney
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What the hell is a turtle dick and what the hell does that have to do with weethhr or not that photo was funny? you…
— Lyudmila
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I'll see you next week and I promise we are going to have the fastest turtle in the history of turtles.
— Rob Dyrdek
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Turtle backpack turtle spin. Turtle backpack turtle pushup.
— Jenna Marbles
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Confusions in life: Why is the word ABBREVIATION too long? If a TURTLE loses his shell, is it Naked or Homeless? If OLIVE OIL comes…
— Pacifiersucker
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
— Ari Gold
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Populations of four of the seven total species of marine turtle are included in the most threatened group. It's embarrassing how little effort we've made…
— Narin Raksmei PhD
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Money talks bitch and mine talks like Robin Leach. That lean got me slow as Lisa Turtle ask Screech.
— Lil Wayne
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Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
— Bill Brasky
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I've been exploring different options for when I'm done skiing. I have the Turtle Ridge Foundation, which is helping a bunch of worthy causes around…
— Bode Miller
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Boy's eyes are faster than g0ogle in searchng f0r pretty girls.. But his heart is sl0wer than a turtle in f0rgettng a girl wh0m he…
— Meggy
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Who would be a turtle who could help it? A barely mobile hard roll, a four-oared helmet, She can ill afford the chances she must…
— Cheyanne My Friend
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You think your life is hard? Just think, there's a turtle out there has been flipped on its back and can't get up. F*ck your…
— Pretty Ladii
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I'm eating right now and I'm not taking pictures of my food. Is that frowned upon these days? Does that make me an outcast? Am…
— Ephrem Hardin
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We called him Tortoise because he taught us. -The Mock Turtle
— Alice In Wonderland
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Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. -The Mock Turtle
— Alice In Wonderland
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What is the use of repeating all that stuff, if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the most confusing thing…
— Alice In Wonderland
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Ah! Then yours wasn't a really good school. Now at ours they had at the end of the bill. French, music, and washing...extra. -The Mock…
— Alice In Wonderland
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Cute missing you is all about missing someone whom you love. When you love someone, you miss spending time with that person and mostly recall…
— Victor Oluwasegun
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If you are surrounded by Conspiracies one shouldn't be disappointed, Laugh like a King play like turtle because Cowards uses this weapon against brave Kings…
— MBilal Ali
Who Wrote These Turtle Quotes
115 authors contributed a total of 126 Turtle Quotes, led by these top contributors: