Turtle Quotes

126 quotes by 115 authors

• If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I'd say — Kourtney
• What the hell is a turtle dick and what the hell does that have to do with weethhr or not that photo was funny? you… — Lyudmila
• I'll see you next week and I promise we are going to have the fastest turtle in the history of turtles. — Rob Dyrdek
• Turtle backpack turtle spin. Turtle backpack turtle pushup. — Jenna Marbles
• Confusions in life: Why is the word ABBREVIATION too long? If a TURTLE loses his shell, is it Naked or Homeless? If OLIVE OIL comes… — Pacifiersucker
• Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed. — Ari Gold
• Populations of four of the seven total species of marine turtle are included in the most threatened group. It's embarrassing how little effort we've made… — Narin Raksmei PhD
• Money talks bitch and mine talks like Robin Leach. That lean got me slow as Lisa Turtle ask Screech. — Lil Wayne
• Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell. — Bill Brasky
• I've been exploring different options for when I'm done skiing. I have the Turtle Ridge Foundation, which is helping a bunch of worthy causes around… — Bode Miller
• Boy's eyes are faster than g0ogle in searchng f0r pretty girls.. But his heart is sl0wer than a turtle in f0rgettng a girl wh0m he… — Meggy
• Who would be a turtle who could help it? A barely mobile hard roll, a four-oared helmet, She can ill afford the chances she must… — Cheyanne My Friend
• You think your life is hard? Just think, there's a turtle out there has been flipped on its back and can't get up. F*ck your… — Pretty Ladii
• I'm eating right now and I'm not taking pictures of my food. Is that frowned upon these days? Does that make me an outcast? Am… — Ephrem Hardin
• We called him Tortoise because he taught us. -The Mock Turtle — Alice In Wonderland
• Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. -The Mock Turtle — Alice In Wonderland
• What is the use of repeating all that stuff, if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the most confusing thing… — Alice In Wonderland
• Ah! Then yours wasn't a really good school. Now at ours they had at the end of the bill. French, music, and washing...extra. -The Mock… — Alice In Wonderland
• Cute missing you is all about missing someone whom you love. When you love someone, you miss spending time with that person and mostly recall… — Victor Oluwasegun
• If you are surrounded by Conspiracies one shouldn't be disappointed, Laugh like a King play like turtle because Cowards uses this weapon against brave Kings… — MBilal Ali

Who Wrote These Turtle Quotes

115 authors contributed a total of 126 Turtle Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 4 Turtle Quotes by Alice In Wonderland
• 3 Turtle Quotes by Lewis Carroll
• 2 Turtle Quotes by Vikrant Parsai
• 2 Turtle Quotes by Ellen Raskin
• 2 Turtle Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
• 2 Turtle Quotes by James Bryant Conant
• 2 Turtle Quotes by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• 2 Turtle Quotes by Harper Lee
• 1 Turtle Quote by Matt Chandler
• 1 Turtle Quote by Unknwon
• 1 Turtle Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Turtle Quote by Ruth Westheimer
• 1 Turtle Quote by Christopher Paul Curtis
• 1 Turtle Quote by Punkinhead Abhishek
• 1 Turtle Quote by Louis Pullig De Gouy
• 1 Turtle Quote by Nikolai Gogol
• 1 Turtle Quote by The Forgotten
• 1 Turtle Quote by Ur My Destiny
• 1 Turtle Quote by Ogden Nash
• 1 Turtle Quote by Brii Ann
• 1 Turtle Quote by Eddie Campbell
• 1 Turtle Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer
• 1 Turtle Quote by Jasmine Laura
• 1 Turtle Quote by Jonah Hill
• 1 Turtle Quote by Dorothy Allison