True But Funny Quotes
- Anyone wanting to hide any information from me might as well just put an Accept the Terms and Conditions check box in there. — Celeste Hartman
- School is just an endless cycle of 'I need to make it through school this week' every week. — Celeste Hartman
- I love pizza because it has a built in handle that also seems to be edible. — Celeste Hartman
- I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance. — Celeste Hartman
- Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing? — Celeste Hartman