Trucker Quotes

11 quotes by 10 authors

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" — Judy Tenuta
Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor. — Brock Yates
Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance. — David Burge
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened… — Dave Attell
I'll tell you what I really enjoy. We all go to the movies, we all watch television, we know what they're about, how they work.… — Nathan Fillion
The emotional stakes a memoirist bets with could not be higher, and it's physically enervating. I nap on a daily basis like a cross-country trucker. — Mary Karr
I always like to sing barefoot, but when I first started doing these dates with the symphonies, I of course thought I should clean up… — Idina Menzel
She's Country You boys ever met a real country girl? Talkin, true blue, out in the woods, down home, country girl She's a hot little… — Jason Aldean
All the trucks, Chris tucker black, The Ashton white like ashton in, A trucker hat, Put my city on the map (I carry them), And… — Lola Monroe
She's a Kansas princess, crazy mother trucker, undercover lover. — Jason Aldean
I was at the Truck stop and this trucker started to Bitch at me about how I was parked. I asked him if he's a… — Sam

Who Wrote These Trucker Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 11 Trucker Quotes as follows: