Trucker Quotes
11 quotes by 10 authors
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This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
— Judy Tenuta
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Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor.
— Brock Yates
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Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.
— David Burge
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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened…
— Dave Attell
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I'll tell you what I really enjoy. We all go to the movies, we all watch television, we know what they're about, how they work.…
— Nathan Fillion
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The emotional stakes a memoirist bets with could not be higher, and it's physically enervating. I nap on a daily basis like a cross-country trucker.
— Mary Karr
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I always like to sing barefoot, but when I first started doing these dates with the symphonies, I of course thought I should clean up…
— Idina Menzel
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She's Country You boys ever met a real country girl? Talkin, true blue, out in the woods, down home, country girl She's a hot little…
— Jason Aldean
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All the trucks, Chris tucker black, The Ashton white like ashton in, A trucker hat, Put my city on the map (I carry them), And…
— Lola Monroe
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She's a Kansas princess, crazy mother trucker, undercover lover.
— Jason Aldean
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I was at the Truck stop and this trucker started to Bitch at me about how I was parked. I asked him if he's a…
— Sam
Who Wrote These Trucker Quotes
10 authors contributed a total of 11 Trucker Quotes as follows: