Transvestites Quotes

19 quotes by 16 authors

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers
Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and… — Germaine Greer
Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name… — Christopher Hitchens
I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have to do. I… — Cillian Murphy
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson
I think it would be bizarre to pick somebody to speak at the convention based on their sexual preference, because once you go down that… — Gary Bauer
I'm the ugly sister. I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day… — Khloe Kardashian
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there! — Eddie Izzard
It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon. — Jerry Springer
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. — Sarah Silverman
A transvestite spends her entire life trying to look as feminine as possible and I have clearly spent mine celebrating my masculinity. — Vin Diesel
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'. — Demetri Martin
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show… — Kurt Vonnegut
Was it weird hearing from Jace?" asked Simon, his voice carefully neutral. "I mean, since you found out..." His voice trailed off. Yes?"said Clary, her… — Cassandra Clare
Where are you anyway? (Acheron) I don't know. I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you,… — Kurt Vonnegut
Yes?" said Clary, her voiced sharply edged. "Since I found out what? That he's a killer transvestite who molests cats?" "No wonder that cat of… — Cassandra Clare
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, thatâ€™s… — Eddie Izzard
When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it. — Sofia Vergara

Who Wrote These Transvestites Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 19 Transvestites Quotes as follows: