Toothbrush Quotes

49 Toothbrush quotes by 46 unique authors

It is the old battle, between those who use a toothbrush and those who don't. — Lady Gregory
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer.… — Laura Linney
I am on the power toothbrush train and I'm asking people to try to using an Oral B power toothbrush. I just started using one… — Sherri Shepherd
Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth."… — Lauren Child
Kaiaphas. I see you finally made some friends. You must have learned to use a toothbrush at last. You know itâ€™s the whole up and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything. — Lee Child
No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together.… — Darynda Jones
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. — Ellen DeGeneres
One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk'… — Helen Fielding
Every act of life, from the morning toothbrush to the friend at dinner, became an effort. I hated the night when I couldn't sleep and… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
If you use your smart toothbrush, the data can be immediately sent to your dentist and your insurance company, but it also allows someone from… — Evgeny Morozov
But, what did happen is I went to Woodstock as a member of the audience. I did not show up there with a road manager… — John Sebastian
The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a… — Rich Cohen
The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way Americans… — Rich Cohen
HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS: I clean the… — Asheya
That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.. — Green Monk
Any plans with another bitch my bitch will spoil it, next day she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet,throwin my clothes out the windows… — Biggie Smalls
I hope that they dont use the same toothbrush! — Unknown Author
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867

Who Wrote These Toothbrush Quotes

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