Ton Quotes

221 Ton quotes by 197 unique authors

How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in… — Edward Abbey
The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine a… — Jim Gaffigan
We lose money on signing up the customers where there's some marketing costs associated with giving them a free month. It doesn't much matter whether… — Steve Case
We get a ton of email; everybody does now. It gives us a kind of a pulse that you can feel. We hear people saying,… — Brit Hume
As a peace machine, it's value to the world will be beyond computation. Would a declaration of war between Russia and Japan be made, if… — Unknown Author
With 'Twilight,' you have these massive tomes that you have to condense. With 'Penoza,' we had an eight episode Dutch series that, just for the… — Melissa Rosenberg
I feel a little more tired than usual, ... Ive had to recover from everything, my illnesses and things this summer. Its not perfect circumstances,… — Venus Williams
Though I weigh only 120 pounds, when I'm mad, I weigh a ton. — Thomas Starr King
I was an English major in college, took a ton of creative writing courses, and was a newspaper reporter for 10 years. — Jennifer Weiner
An ounce of practice is generally worth more than a ton of theory. — E F Schumacher
Ive got a ton of stories about Chuck Knox, ... Over the course of my playing career, there was nobody that I learned to respect… — Steve Largent
I don't come from a rich family - it's not like we lived in a cardboard box, but we didn't have a ton of money. — Jessica Lynch
An ounce of algebra is worth a ton of verbal argument. — John B. S. Haldane
To me there is in happiness an element of self-forgetfulness. You lose yourself in something outside yourself when you are happy; just as when you… — Joseph Priestley
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them. — April Winchell
Performance stands out like a ton of diamonds. Nonperformance can always be explained away. — Harold Geneen
All women need makeup. Don't let anybody tell you different. The only woman who was pretty enough to go without makeup was Elizabeth Taylor and… — Tracy Letts
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation. — Tre Cool
I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who dont follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom, to 86-year-old ladies… — Rila Fukushima
In motivating people to love and defend the natural world, an ounce of hope is worth a ton of despair — George Monbiot

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