Tom Quotes

547 quotes by 422 authors

Tom: People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. We provide the service that lets them off the hook. — Unknown Author
Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. — Unknown Author
Tom: It's official. I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks… — Unknown Author
Tom Tom, direct me to that money please. Square sponge, fuckin' dumb, yeah your grades is under C. — Mac Miller
Jerry says to Tom I have lot of friends Tom says , like who Jerry says like jake and irene ........ wait irene doesnt count… — Sierra
Virginia I agree on all ctunos! Einstein was a bit of a cad. And certainly it is a lack of foresight and consideration of future… — ROcio
Shut the f*ck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation! -Tom Hanson — 21 Jump Street
Tough titty, I f*cked her too! -Tom Hanson — 21 Jump Street
We had to get f*cking tattoos on our dicks, man! -Tom Hanson — 21 Jump Street
You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a… — 21 Jump Street
You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street. -Tom Hanson — 21 Jump Street
I will stop loving you - When Tom catches Jerry and has him for dinner. — Elaine Kirby
I'd love to be Tom Cruise. — Chris Evans
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. --Tom Robbins — Tom Robbins
When running on the treadmill having Tom Welling in front of you makes it a lot easier. How lucky was I to have him as… — Ashley Tisdale
There are rumors that we want to move back to the UK, but were so happy in America I actually cant see us ever leaving.… — Victoria Beckham
I think my head would explode if I ever met Tom Hanks. — Sarah Hyland
This is my future. This is my family, and I care so much about them. The stories are not okay. It eats away at me… — Katie Holmes
It's very cool to be able to say that my first real film was 'Footloose ' and my second film I got to star alongside… — Julianne Hough
As an actor, you have substantial control with the films you take on: If you never want to do an action movie, you don't have… — Mandy Moore

Who Wrote These Tom Quotes

422 authors contributed a total of 547 Tom Quotes, led by these top contributors: