Tofu Quotes

33 quotes by 31 authors

My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And then from noon… — Sara Blakely
The figure of the enthusiast who has just discovered jogging or a new way to fix tofu can be said to stand or, more accurately,… — Lewis H. Lapham
You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu. — Gwyneth Paltrow
It's gross. We use real brains. I think they're lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about the… — Ellen Pompeo
Tofu and futons. The adepts of Orientalism seem to spend most of their lives reclining. They can't quite summon the energy to crawl up onto… — Edward Abbey
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru… — Edward Abbey
I just want to make a tray of good tofu. If people want something else, they should go to the restaurants and shops. — Yasujiro Ozu
I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors. — Yasujiro Ozu
Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually… — Douglas Coupland
Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didnâ€™t eat tofu dogs and… — Mark Driscoll
I take vitamins daily, but just the bare essentials not what you'd call supplements. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit,… — Clint Eastwood
Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an… — Robert Downey, Jr.
The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in. — Sylvia Boorstein
Power is a neutral energy source, like tofu. It's what you do with it that gives it flavor. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows! — Jared Leto
For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake. — Giada De Laurentiis
The mind is like tofu. By itself, it has no taste. Everything depends on the flavor of the marinade it steeps in. — Zalman Schachter-Shalomi
If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it… — Ingrid Newkirk
My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery… — Aisha Tyler
I don't like tofu. I'd sooner eat a sponge. — Sylvia Browne

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