Toads Quotes

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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. — Dave Barry
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig,… — Ambrose Bierce
Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day. — Nicolas Chamfort
When we were in the woods beyond Gowbarrow Park we saw a few daffodils close to the waterside. But as we went along there were… — Dorothy Wordsworth
Frog said, 'I wrote 'Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend. Your best friend, Frog.' 'Oh,' said Toad, 'that makes a… — Arnold Lobel
I'm sure I've been a toad, one time or another. With bats, weasels, worms...I rejoice in the kinship. Even the caterpillar I can love, and… — Theodore Roethke
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous… — Daniel Handler
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. — Karl Pilkington
Whenever you see a toad jumping in broad daylight, then know that something is after its life. — Chinua Achebe
In a sense the world dies every time a writer dies, because, if he is any good, he has been a wet nurse to humanity… — Elwyn Brooks White
Richard Nixon has never been one of my favorite people anyway. For years I've regarded his existence as a monument to all the rancid genes… — Hunter S. Thompson
I am glad that the life of pandas is so dull by human standards, for our efforts at conservation have little moral value if we… — Stephen Jay Gould
If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago. — Dennis Miller
If that a pearl may in a toad's head dwell, And may be found too in an oyster shell. — John Bunyan
It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault… — Mark Twain
How life is strange and changeful, and the crystal is in the steel at the point of fracture, and the toad bears a jewel in… — Robert Penn Warren
Your talent sets you apart: if you were a toad or a tarantula, even then, people would respect you, for to talent all things are… — Anton Chekhov
Fine food is poison. It can be as bitter as antimony and bitter almonds and as repulsive as swallowing live toads. Like the poison the… — Lisa St. Aubin de TerÃ¡n
The poet Marianne Moore famously wrote of 'real toads in imaginary gardens,' and the labyrinth offers us the possibility of being real creatures in symbolic… — Rebecca Solnit
Early in April, as I was vigorously hoeing in a corner, I unearthed a huge toad, to my perfect delight and satisfaction; he had lived… — Celia Thaxter

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