Threesome Quotes

17 quotes by 16 authors

A threesome with a mother and her two twins. — Jeremy Shockey
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan
The only siblings I have are half-siblings. My nuclear family would have been an extra-suffocating threesome. Instead, I have an interesting brother and sister, in-laws,… — Jane Smiley
Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of here. — James Van Der Beek
She was my mother. I couldn't threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something to scare her… — Jeaniene Frost
I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One."… — Russell Brand
Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands… — Jen Lancaster
Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the… — Ilona Andrews
What about Beck?" "Backwoods Boy? Are you crazy? It'd be a threesome - me, him and his overbearing ego. Definitely doomed to failure. — Jana Oliver
Your doing it wrong — Crystal:P
Cameron: His wife arranged it as an anniversary present. And if you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome every seven… — House MD
Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome — Tyler The Creator
I'll rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome. — Tyler The Creator
I can have threesome only if other two are girls — Raveen
3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some... — Zach Manal
Not to brag but I just had 33.3% of a threesome. — Nikhil Saluja
To do a threesome you gotta intervene. Her legs so sexy when I'm in-between. — 2 Chainz

Who Wrote These Threesome Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 Threesome Quotes as follows: