Thongs Quotes

20 quotes by 20 authors

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and… — Maya Angelou
Sometimes a thong completely betrays you. — Channing Tatum
Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake. — Lexa Doig
Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong, — John Hiatt
I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too. — Lucy Pinder
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught… — Joel Madden
It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Puff Daddy
It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your… — John Ruskin
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man… — Hank Azaria
I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which… — Christopher Columbus
Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.' — Johnny Weir
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. — Patricia Briggs
Thatâ€™s how you tell what a manâ€™s really made of. Itâ€™s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider.… — Janet Evanovich
I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since. — Tyler Perry
A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit… — Jill Shalvis
Yo your girl just moved to the joint in the club, in the car if it groove. Broad look, the movement is on. Mild mannered… — Q-tip
In Brazil they`re freaky with big oh booties and in their thongs , blue yellow and green! — Pitbull
If you ever want to build an ensemble between a cast of male actors, make them all hang out with each other in thongs and… — Matthew Bomer
The Lingerie Football League is changing their name to Legends. No more lingerie. They will play in bra and panties instead. It's a sad day… — Rudy Espinoza

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