Thongs Quotes
20 quotes by 20 authors
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
— Albert Brooks
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The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and…
— Maya Angelou
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Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.
— Channing Tatum
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Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.
— Lexa Doig
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Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong,
— John Hiatt
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I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.
— Lucy Pinder
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Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught…
— Joel Madden
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It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.
— Puff Daddy
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It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your…
— John Ruskin
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I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man…
— Hank Azaria
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I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which…
— Christopher Columbus
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Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'
— Johnny Weir
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No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
— Patricia Briggs
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That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider.…
— Janet Evanovich
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I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.
— Tyler Perry
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A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit…
— Jill Shalvis
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Yo your girl just moved to the joint in the club, in the car if it groove. Broad look, the movement is on. Mild mannered…
— Q-tip
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In Brazil they`re freaky with big oh booties and in their thongs , blue yellow and green!
— Pitbull
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If you ever want to build an ensemble between a cast of male actors, make them all hang out with each other in thongs and…
— Matthew Bomer
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The Lingerie Football League is changing their name to Legends. No more lingerie. They will play in bra and panties instead. It's a sad day…
— Rudy Espinoza
Who Wrote These Thongs Quotes
20 authors contributed a total of 20 Thongs Quotes as follows: