Thief Spends Quotes

3 quotes by 2 authors

• Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman
• I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. — Joe Garagiola

Who Wrote These Thief Spends Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 3 Thief Spends Quotes as follows:

• 1 Thief Spends Quote by Henny Youngman
• 1 Thief Spends Quote by Joe Garagiola