They Laugh Quotes
60 quotes by 51 authors
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I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.
— Jo Brand
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I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh…
— Dave Chappelle
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When the highest type of people hear Tao (Truth), they diligently practice it. When the average type of people hear Tao, they half believe in…
— Laozi
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We are the same. There is no difference anywhere in the world. People are people. They laugh, cry, feel, and love, and music seems to…
— Willie Nelson
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The angels laugh at old Karl. They laugh at him because he tries to grasp the truth about God in a book of Dogmatics. They…
— Karl Barth
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If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to…
— Ken Dodd
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I think Taj and Nina were better friends, because they get along, they have a lot of fun and they laugh. But it seems that…
— Delta Goodrem
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If you do not know where your competitor is, or overconfident and snobbish about your competitor, or are unable to comprehend how yourcompetitor became a…
— Jack Ma
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I don't understand racism. We are all the same and I have the perfect hypothesis to prove it. I play to all those countries and…
— Michael Jackson
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We know the degree of refinement in people by the matter they laugh at and the ring of the laugh.
— George Meredith
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Men commit murder and all sorts of mayhem, in a few years they're back on the streets. Highway robbery and white collar crime, and they…
— Waylon Jennings
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If I had my life to live over again, I'd run barefoot, relax a bit more, I'd talk more to children, and I'd learn how…
— Amy Grant
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After a day of cloud and wind and rain Sometimes the setting sun breaks out again, And touching all the darksome woods with light, Smiles…
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.
— Will Rogers
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Children are overbearing, supercilious, passionate, envious, inquisitive, egotistical, idle, fickle, timid, intemperate, liars, and dissemblers; they laugh and weep easily, are excessive in their joys…
— Jean de la Bruyere
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
— Mahatma Gandhi
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There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They…
— Johnny Depp
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people…
— Demetri Martin
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I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs…
— Steve Martin
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