They Awarded Quotes
- I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently. — Joely Fisher
- Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. — Tom Lehrer
- They weren't impatient for the boys to turn into cartoons again. They awarded sympathy, gave compassion. Because deep down they had found parts of themselves… — Audrey Meadows