Theme Song Quotes

23 quotes by 23 authors

• If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every… — Dave Barry
• I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG. — Drake
• The most self-destructive thought that any person can have  is thinking that he or she is not in total control of his or her… — Roger Dawson
• If a life could have a theme song - and I believe every worthwhile one has - mine is a religion, an obsession, a mania… — Ayn Rand
• I was wildly out of style when that television theme song suddenly pushed its way onto the Top Ten. It was certainly not the record… — John Sebastian
• Every broken lunatic needed a theme song. — Scott Nicholson
• The song How do you like me now? By Toby Keith will be my personal theme song when I attend my first high school reunion. — Robert Cheeke
• I'm singing the music publisher's theme song - it ain't a commercial. — Hoagy Carmichael
• Someone recently played me 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell' by Das Racist. That should be my theme song. — Dhani Harrison
• There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk. — Andy Milonakis
• When I graduated from college in early 2010, I decided that I needed to create a calling card, some kind of business card that people… — Allison Williams
• Bob Altman got nothing from the TV series 'M*A*S*H,' and the royalties for the theme song went to his oldest son, Michael, who wrote it… — Mitchell Zuckoff
• I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. — Jeff Foxworthy
• Everyone needs a theme song! It should make you feel like a million dollars. — Zooey Deschanel
• We weren't raised Muslim - we were born Muslim. I didn't go to a Muslim school, but it was just the theme song. It was… — Lupe Fiasco
• If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme… — John Ritter
• Ryan stared at me as I pulled my phone out to see who was calling at this late hour. “You have the Fraggle Rock theme… — Diana Rowland
• You know it’s a bad sign when the theme song from Titanic describes your relationship. — Julia Spencer-Fleming
• Lady gagas "hair" is my theme song. — Taylor Swift
• It's The Mourning Show. Is it true that the theme song is going to be Taps? — Steve Friedman

Who Wrote These Theme Song Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 23 Theme Song Quotes as follows:

• 1 Theme Song Quote by Dave Barry
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Drake
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Roger Dawson
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Ayn Rand
• 1 Theme Song Quote by John Sebastian
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Scott Nicholson
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Robert Cheeke
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Hoagy Carmichael
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Dhani Harrison
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Andy Milonakis
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Allison Williams
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Mitchell Zuckoff
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Zooey Deschanel
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Lupe Fiasco
• 1 Theme Song Quote by John Ritter
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Diana Rowland
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Julia Spencer-Fleming
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Taylor Swift
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Steve Friedman
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Joel Hodgson
• 1 Theme Song Quote by Kanye West