Their Lawn Quotes
- When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the… — Dane Cook
- When a woman extends her hand for you to shake it, then you shake her hand. You do not turn it up and kiss it.… — Paula Poundstone
- I feel like my life experience is that of an outsider. Let me explain: my parents are from Panama, and they moved to the United… — J. August Richards
- If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn. — Adam Sessler