Texas Legislature Quotes
- How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? — Kinky Friedman
- As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you… — Molly Ivins
- You know, to preserve our job-friendly climate the Texas legislature didn't raise taxes this last legislative session while balancing their budget and maintaining their reserves… — Rick Perry