Teeth Quotes

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News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has of keeping hers. — Nikhil Saluja
My girlfriend got her teeth whitened the other day. Most of it went on her chin though. — Nikhil Saluja
A Woman Never Say: You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! — Nikhil Saluja
The point is that we should become committed about everything we do; whether it is small or big. If we find something worthwhile of doing,… — T Joseph Benziger
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! — Nikhil Saluja
If she gags when brushing her teeth, she isn't wife material. — Nikhil Saluja
Fool me once - you're clever, Fool me twice - I am stupid, Fool me thrice - Find a dentist coz your teeth are about… — ShaisZ
Hey attractive guy, will you smile? I think you have something on your teeth. Hold on let me take a picture to show you. Okay… — Amber Hope
Punkinhead Abhishek is saying good morning beautiful world! Start your day with a prayer and don't forget to smile even if you don't have teeth… — Punkinhead Abhishek
Sometimes I wish I could bite my teeth. — Willow Smith
If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, Im bored, lets go brush your teeth! — SOAB
Cutting the hair in your body even in outside or inside, Yes! Mostly in inside. Youre trying to get my nose so I can smell… — Meicee29
A smile gives red color 2 u'r cheeks,white 2 u'r teeth,pink color to u'r lips,silver color to u'r eyes so keep smiling and enjoy the… — Melchor Lim

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