Tea Quotes

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Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea? — Neil Gaiman
It won't work,' Mr. Bentley continued, sipping his tea. 'No matter how hard you try to be what you once were, you can only be… — Ray Bradbury
Stirlings of old had been so damned besotted with their newfound earldom that they couldn't think to put any other name on anything...It was a… — Julia Quinn
She's a pot-of-tea-before-I-say-boo-to-you woman. There's always a pile of warm teabags in the sink when I come down, like what a horse would leave behind. — Roddy Doyle
If teachers and grammar school editors find my jawbreaker sentences shatter their mushmilk teeth, let them eat stale cake dunked in weak tea of their… — Ray Bradbury
Freedom is not a tea party, India. Freedom is a war. — Salman Rushdie
Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And… — Jasper Fforde
When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes water I makes water. — James Joyce
Daughter of Eve from the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe, how would it be… — C.S. Lewis
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Daniel Handler
Who would then deny that when I am sipping tea in my tearoom I am swallowing the whole universe with it and that this very… — Daisetz Teitaro Suzuki
That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like drinking relaxing tea.… — Miranda July
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! — Emilie Autumn
It's still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like… — Neil Gaiman
Well, thatâ€™s just a little hard, since I canâ€™t even talk her into sparing your life, huh? You havenâ€™t exactly endeared yourself to her. (Kat)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
No. Heâ€™s the personification of human fear. (Leta) Oh, goody. Just what I wanted to add to my dream. Should we invite him over for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either. — Michael Buckley
So inscrutable is the arrangement of causes and consequences in this world, that a two-penny duty on tea, unjustly imposed in a sequestered part of… — Thomas Jefferson
Madame Lefoux accepted a cup of tea and sat on another little settee, next to the relocated calico cat. The cat clearly believed Madame Lefoux… — Gail Carriger
I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland… — Rick Riordan

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