Taxidermist Quotes
- Humanity cannot afford to acknowledge all of the blood that it spills and the destruction it inflicts on the world in its effort to perpetuate… — Jeremy Rifkin
- Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. — Camille Paglia
- I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody… — Eddie Izzard
- What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. — Mark Twain
- The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. — Mark Twain
- I was just different. When the other kids gravitated to football or basketball, I went fishing and skating. I was into trapping animals, pheasants and… — Gene Pitney