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I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns,… — Roy Blount, Jr.
I hate first drafts, and it never gets easier. People always wonder what kind of superhero power they'd like to have. I wanted the ability… — Judy Blume
I want to find something really wonderful to do next and take my time to search through the dearth of great material, especially for women. — Emily Blunt
I come from very common stock, and I've always been uncomfortable with pretension and all the forms it can take, including disingenuous broadcasting. — Tom Bodett
The shortest and surest way of arriving at real knowledge is to unlearn the lessons we have been taught, to mount the first principles, and… — Henry Bolingbroke
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. — Erma Bombeck
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then… — Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.' — Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. — Erma Bombeck
But, I would say when I was four years old and I was at the Alan King Tennis Tournament and I was hitting with all… — Andre Agassi
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide. — Erma Bombeck
Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Men take only their needs into consideration - never their abilities. — Napoleon Bonaparte
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. — James Agate
Take pleasure in your dreams; relish your principles and drape your purest feelings on the heart of a precious lover. — Giotto di Bondone
People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me. — John Bonham
Marriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously. — Unknown Author
Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and… — Unknown Author
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will… — Spiro T. Agnew

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