Taco Quotes

49 quotes by 46 authors

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa,… — Richelle Mead
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. — Richelle Mead
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a… — Tom Robbins
I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his… — Michael Buckley
Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is! — Becca Fitzpatrick
You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her. — J R Ward
The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles. — Ilona Andrews
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, — Janet Evanovich
She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose. When she reached for it, Shane… — Rachel Caine
I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. â€œYou like Mexican?â€ he asked. â€œIâ€”â€ Iâ€™d like to know what youâ€™re… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Don't judge your taco by its price — Hunter S. Thompson
I'm a big taco fan. — Leslie Easterbrook
Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco. — Dan Rather
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in… — Juno (The Movie)
Big Bobs burnin out ya'll...I need a taco, — Rob Dyrdek
I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! -Jimmy — Blades Of Glory
We have friends come over, and we have like "Taco Night" like once a week. We're always decorating the apartment. It's fun coming home and… — Audrina Patridge
I ate a crunchy taco and thought of you — Shawn
I can't go to taco bell! I'm on an all carb diet! God karen why do you have to be so stupid — Regina
That awkward moment when your in the drive-through and you ask for a Big Mac,then you realize your at Taco Bell. — Scar Simmons

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46 authors contributed a total of 49 Taco Quotes, led by these top contributors: