Taboo Quotes

167 quotes by 152 authors

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn. — Mojo Nixon
Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game. — Elton John
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa
Gold will never free your father, the price, my dear, is you instead. — Bob Dylan
Got 27 children I never see. — Tom Waits
He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear. — David Bowie
How come I can pick my ears, but not my nose? Who made up that rule anyway? How can you say that's the way it… — Ani DiFranco
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. — Frank Zappa
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones
I swear, I wanna be your underwear. — Bryan Adams
I use my dress to wipe up my drink, I care less and less what people think. — Ani DiFranco
I want to sit with my legs wide open and laugh so loud that the whole damn restaurant turns and looks at me. — Paula Cole
If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. — Eminem
I'm in love with my second cousin. — Bob Dylan
I'm the daughter of a sister whose the mother of a brother who's the brother of another. — Queen Latifah
It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy… — Frank Zappa
Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy. — Marilyn Manson
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. — Al Yankovic
Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rough boys I wanna bite and kiss you. — Pete Townshend

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