Table Quotes

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To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a… — Stephen Colbert
If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over… — Stephen Colbert
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead. — Phyllis Diller
I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that. I'll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I'll be the envy… — Christina Applegate
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor
As an actor you have to bring to the table your creative input. But when a director like Ridley Scott says I want you to… — Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Also, there are seats in the diner that always fall off the table. If you have a scene where you're packing up at the end… — Dannii Minogue
I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters… — Jason Biggs
I don't think I can remember a moment in my life where people didn't discuss politics. People discuss politics at the table. — Connie Nielsen
I've been on the other side of the table many times, trying to get people to be sympathetic to projects, and I've been the victim… — Tilda Swinton
Employee fathers need to step up to the plate and put their family needs on the table. — James Levine
I try to ground most of my characters in reality somehow. That's kind of what I bring to the table. — Donnie Wahlberg
I never want to sort of put all the cards on the table all at once, because that's somehow there's always a journey to go… — Jeremy Northam
Mum would have a panic attack if she had to stand up and give a speech around a table. — Lily James
At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it… — Frank Cady
Felting Phil (taking all of his chips down to the felt on the table). I loved beating him and then hed go over to the… — Jennifer Tilly
I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages across or bring issues to the table or as we… — Christopher Meloni
It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant, but I still don't put it to best use. I'm… — Christopher Meloni
I had never been to Texas. Id been through Texas, but Im so glad to be back in a place thats not L.A. or New… — Kelli Giddish
My mother raised me and there was some painful and difficult times, because she was pursuing a career and also very actively involved in expressing… — Natasha Richardson

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