Swiss Quotes

89 quotes by 82 authors

I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have been a dual citizen since… — Michele Bachmann
I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert… — Benazir Bhutto
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen
As the Swiss inscription says: Sprechen ist silbern, Schweigen ist golden,- "Speech is silvern, Silence is golden;" or, as I might rather express it, Speech… — John Keats
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. — Joan Rivers
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at… — Bill Bryson
Switzerland is a land where crime is virtually unknown, yet most Swiss males are required by law to keep in their homes what amounts to… — Tom Clancy
By an application of the theory of relativity to the taste of readers, today in Germany I am called a German man of science, and… — Albert Einstein
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?' — Robin Williams
Maybe 23 cents doesn't sound like a lot to someone with a Swiss bank account, Cayman Island Investments and an IRA worth tens of millions… — Lilly Ledbetter
I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment… — Albert Einstein
And my father, being a good Swiss puritan, always really insisted that if I was going to be an actor, I shouldn't just be an… — Rene Auberjonois
I want to be remembered for Swiss Family Robinson and Old Yeller. I think Swiss is probably my favorite film — Tommy Kirk
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss — Mitch Hedberg
One of the cool things I remember is the Swiss people brought their big cowbells. — Andy Roddick
We're not going to beat Barack Obama with some guy who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman Sachs while it… — Newt Gingrich
The Wikks are regular kids given a Galactic size challenge. Readers will follow Oliver, Tiffany, and twins, Mason and Austin as they trek through eerie… — Wayne Thomas Batson
A jump shot can get you a shoe deal, a big house, a supermodel, fancy cars, a bunch of yes men, a Swiss bank account.… — Allen Iverson
I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective. — George W. Bush
Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down… — Raymond Chandler

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