Swing Sets Quotes

7 quotes by 3 authors

• Each of us is born with a series of built-in confusions that are probably somehow Darwinian. These are: (1) we're central to the universe (that… — George Saunders
• When I would sell encyclopedias, I would drive down the road looking for a house with a swing set in the back, and I'd say,… — Willie Nelson
• One swing set, well worn but structurally sound, seeks new home. Make memories with your kid or kids so that someday he or she or… — John Green
• We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem. — John Green
• Cause I'm just - I want to go to Amsterdam, and I want him to tell me what happens after the book is over, and… — John Green
• Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the… — John Green
• Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children. — John Green

Who Wrote These Swing Sets Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 7 Swing Sets Quotes as follows:

• 5 Swing Sets Quotes by John Green
• 1 Swing Sets Quote by George Saunders
• 1 Swing Sets Quote by Willie Nelson