Swatted Quotes

5 quotes by 5 authors

• The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
• I spent the morning smashing fliesI killed one fly against the doorjamb. Another I stalked into the kitchen...A third fly wavered by the kitchen window.… — Bonnie Friedman
• If he fancied her anymore," Saphira said to both Eragon and Roran, "I'd be trying to kiss Arya myself." "Saphira!" Mortified, Eragon swatted her on… — Christopher Paolini
• Do me a favor?” he whispered. Beth's hold tightened on his hand. ”Anything, what do you need?” ”Hum the Jeopardy theme.” There was a pause.Then… — J R Ward
• He stepped back with exaggerated courtesy. But when I walked past him, he swatted my rump. Hard enough to sting. “You need to be more… — Patricia Briggs

Who Wrote These Swatted Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 5 Swatted Quotes as follows:

• 1 Swatted Quote by Georg C. Lichtenberg
• 1 Swatted Quote by Bonnie Friedman
• 1 Swatted Quote by Christopher Paolini
• 1 Swatted Quote by J R Ward
• 1 Swatted Quote by Patricia Briggs