Stupid Republican Quotes
- Our gays are more macho than their straights. — Ann Coulter
- [America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been… — Mike Huckabee
- Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America. — Rick Perry
- You can always follow me on Tweeter. — Rick Perry
- From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. — Rick Perry
- I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me… — Michele Bachmann
- I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches… — John Ashcroft
- Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble! — Herman Cain
- I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your… — Mitt Romney
- If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all. — Spiro T. Agnew
- We need a leader, not a reader. — Herman Cain
- How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban? — Herman Cain
- When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. — Richard M. Nixon
- What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is. — Dan Quayle
- I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. — Dan Quayle
- Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? — Rick Santorum
- Facts are stupid things. — Ronald Reagan
- I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. — George W. Bush
- The wrong Democratic reaction to a stupid Republican utterance is to play hurt. — Hooman Majd