Stupid Jokes Quotes

7 quotes by 7 authors

• I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing… — Bernie Mac
• If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far. — Haruki Murakami
• I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had… — Kami Garcia
• One day youre going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She wont even notice you because shes too busy laughing… — Elisabeth Van Den Abeele
• Take Chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say… — Camilia
• All my friends tell me that I got to move on what they don't understand is it's hard when the memories of him is stuck… — Prettylilvampire
• Take CHANCES, tell the TRUTH, say NO, date someone totally WRONG for you. spend all your CASH, fall in LOVE, CRY, get to know someone… — Ritu Ghatourey

Who Wrote These Stupid Jokes Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 7 Stupid Jokes Quotes as follows:

• 1 Stupid Jokes Quote by Bernie Mac
• 1 Stupid Jokes Quote by Haruki Murakami
• 1 Stupid Jokes Quote by Kami Garcia
• 1 Stupid Jokes Quote by Elisabeth Van Den Abeele
• 1 Stupid Jokes Quote by Camilia
• 1 Stupid Jokes Quote by Prettylilvampire
• 1 Stupid Jokes Quote by Ritu Ghatourey