Stripper Quotes
37 quotes by 34 authors
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I like stripper shoes. I like being tall because I'm claustrophobic.
— Jessie J
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I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself.
— Robin Wright
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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my…
— Tori Spelling
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The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all.
— Clive Barker
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So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed to being a…
— Jennifer Rardin
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Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?
— Ilona Andrews
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Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.
— Simone Elkeles
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Where is Wilkins, anyway?" Cameron asked. "In the living room, being accosted by eighteen women who think he's a stripper. I thought it was best…
— Julie James
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I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.
— Maureen Johnson
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He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.
— Gena Showalter
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Jerome sighed and set down his fork. "Are you still doing that, Georgie? Don't I suffer enough without having to endure the humiliation of a…
— Richelle Mead
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There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.
— Jay Asher
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One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her…
— Method Man
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People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with.
— Luther Campbell
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Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Without a girls is like a camera wit no flash, a stripper wit no ass, a car wit no gas
— Superman
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I bet in Africa they play commercials of American stripper girls starving for their father's attention.
— Green Monk
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I'm in love with a stripper.
— T-Pain
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This is the seduction room...where I'm completely seduced by a stripper.
— Brendon Urie
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If a stripper changes her life she's still a stripper. If a drug dealer changes his life he's a business man, entrepreneur, etc...?
— Amber Rose
Who Wrote These Stripper Quotes
34 authors contributed a total of 37 Stripper Quotes, led by these top contributors: