Stripper Quotes

37 quotes by 34 authors

I like stripper shoes. I like being tall because I'm claustrophobic. — Jessie J
I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself. — Robin Wright
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my… — Tori Spelling
The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all. — Clive Barker
So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed to being a… — Jennifer Rardin
Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole? — Ilona Andrews
Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper. — Simone Elkeles
Where is Wilkins, anyway?" Cameron asked. "In the living room, being accosted by eighteen women who think he's a stripper. I thought it was best… — Julie James
I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole. — Maureen Johnson
He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper. — Gena Showalter
Jerome sighed and set down his fork. "Are you still doing that, Georgie? Don't I suffer enough without having to endure the humiliation of a… — Richelle Mead
There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper. — Jay Asher
One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her… — Method Man
People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with. — Luther Campbell
Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing. — Nikhil Saluja
Without a girls is like a camera wit no flash, a stripper wit no ass, a car wit no gas — Superman
I bet in Africa they play commercials of American stripper girls starving for their father's attention. — Green Monk
I'm in love with a stripper. — T-Pain
This is the seduction room...where I'm completely seduced by a stripper. — Brendon Urie
If a stripper changes her life she's still a stripper. If a drug dealer changes his life he's a business man, entrepreneur, etc...? — Amber Rose

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