Stretch Quotes

606 quotes by 530 authors

We survive like catipillas in cocoons and caskets. Stretch the industry like elastic. — Twiztid
When it comes to jeans, always opt for styles that have stretch in them no matter what the brand. — Kim Kardashian
Grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face. — Insane Clown Posse
I can feel you, put my dick inside your mouth. Trying to fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth. I'm jumping in and… — Pimp C
I ain't Mexican, but I'll stretch your man, yes I am a fuckin' vato loco, I went from the pot with cocoa, To the block… — Jim Jones
A superhero in the flesh, Even at my worst, I'm the best, For the finish, I stretch, When they advance me this check. — Big KRIT
I'd love to say it was a big acting stretch to do this role, but it's kind of what my life would have been if… — Matthew Morrison
I wish I could say my parts an acting stretch but it isnt. I go back and teach master classes at college and at my… — Matthew Morrison
Stretch out your legs, let me make you bawl. Drive you insane, drive you up the wall. Starin' at your dome-piece, very strong. Stronger than… — A Tribe Called Quest
Money grow like Chia Pets, I just gotta get it wet. Stretch it out like spandex. — Dolla
It's exactly who u thought it would be. American me with two four-fives like a quarter to three. I send chiks across da border to… — Stack Bundles
There is a need to find and sing our own song, to stretch our limbs and shake them in a dance so wild that nothing… — Unknown Author
Trust is an earned privillage which he as a man struggles to attain. It seems to be a stretch for most men — Diana McCoy
From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually… — Jarod Kintz
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm… — Jarod Kintz
That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch. — Itsme867
I wear my jeans a lot. Almost every day. For me, its hard because I have like a bubble butt, and a small waist, so… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
I interact with girls by acting intentionally awkward; I like throwing my body around and acting like a moron. Rod is...not a stretch. — Andy Samberg
Marriage is not a static state between two unchanging people. Marriage is a psychological and spiritual journey that begins in the ecstasy of attraction, meanders… — Pacifiersucker
There is an ancient Chinese myth about the thread of fate. It says the gods have tied a red thread around every one of our… — Unknown Author

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