Straw Quotes

160 quotes by 145 authors

If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after… — Nikola Tesla
Italian wine was something rough and red that came in a straw-covered flask with a candle stuck in its neck, [the empty bottle] was an… — Nancy Harmon Jenkins
Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a straw. - Sam — ICarly
It was just the last straw for me. They are a multi-platinum band. What's the point of going after us? — Pete Wentz
A straw will always suck it out close your eyes and use your mouth and tell me about your song. — Matt And Kim
Straw and the Ghost when it goes down, vest and a fo'-pound. We don't give a fuck about the law when we blast off. Get… — D Block
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin
Life sucks... get a straw — Jason Ross
The saying goes, Stick it out, and suck it up! If the first it is taken to be a straw, what is the second it? — Cellan Slarcas
I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less. — Jarod Kintz
The straw that broke the camel's back also ended up breaking it's heart too..go figure. Stupid straw! — NICOLE HILL
It is amazing willpower reason of attitude of the winds have changed, otherwise a bit of straw man, what is important ahead of the storm… — Mak_786
Eat that pussy like caviar. She treat that dick just like a straw. How you like them apples, Microsoft? — Lil Wayne
Friends are the best u can clean your hands from your cloths in front of them . u can use your hands to eat instead… — Me Me Me
I dont think I can ever stab someone. lets be honest I can barely get the straw in the CAPRI SUN — Ana 13
I dont thik I could ever stab someone I mean lets be honest I can barely get the the straw in the capri sun — Unknow
Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the authors soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table… — Ash Sweeney
Back then we were better-behaved than you young boystoday; we were better instructed; so I start in my bestest French:Mademoiselle, from the first time I… — Jacques Roumain
A stranger will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A lover will stab you in the heart. But… — Nishan Panwar

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