Stinks Quotes

83 quotes by 74 authors

If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all… — Jack Handey
Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks. — Unknown Author
The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world. — Luis Palau
During a heat wave every dude stinks. — Craig Benzine
Consider: for all the gobbledegook [film studio] executives spout about backstory, all that we, the audience, want to know is what happens next. That's the… — David Mamet
There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks. — Jack Nicklaus
Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him. — Triple H
If it squirms, it's biology; if it stinks, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics; and if you can't understand it, it's mathematics. — Magnus Pyke
I know sage, wormwood, and hyssop, but I can't smell character unless it stinks. — Edward Dahlberg
Pond scum stinks. And so do the Obama administration's enormous, taxpayer-funded 'investments' in politically connected biofuel companies. — Michelle Malkin
People recognize certain things, like 'D' means 'this dialogue stinks.' We're dealing with shows that are written here, shot in New York and posted back… — Dick Wolf
Radio stinks. The stations are making a lot of money, but they just aren't taking chances. — Irving Azoff
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a… — Wanda Sykes
We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all… — Jerry Seinfeld
No matter where I've been overseas, the food stinks, except in Italy. — Carmen Electra
I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of… — Denis Leary
Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. — Sylvia Plath
I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks. — Andy Warhol
Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is. — Rebecca West
Every job is good if you do your best and work hard. A man who works hard stinks only to the ones that have nothing… — Laura Ingalls Wilder

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