Stewardess Quotes

16 quotes by 16 authors

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no… — Sean Connery
The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts. We… — Ernest K. Gann
The fact is that people who strap bombs to their bodies to blow up families at a Bar Mitzvah in Israel, plant bombs at a… — Dennis Prager
In Japan, you get on the bullet train or the airplane, and I loved the little speeches the stewardesses would do. They even do little… — Beck
When I was 8, I got a little toy propeller plane: You could turn it on and the people disappeared from the little windows and… — John Travolta
My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything… — Erika Christensen
I can't stop watching 'Pan Am.' When I was growing up, my father worked as an engineer in Turkey, and we always flew Pan Am.… — Gayle King
I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesses. I read. I painted. I thought. — Janis Joplin
The former stewardess glared at her ex-pilot husband as if he had been speaking, and thinking, in the absence of sufficient oxygen. — John Irving
Maybe careers arenâ€™t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those… — Susan Juby
Please relax," said the voice pleasantly, like a stewardess in an airliner with only one wing and two engines one of which is on fire,… — Douglas Adams
Stewardesses are still paid so little that in many cases, new hires qualify for food stamps. — Patricia Ireland
Sure, I like my short hair. It also quadrupled my rate. I did get sick of seeing it on everybody, though - every stewardess, every… — Linda Evangelista
My time is more like fly time. Dont call to get dressed, call it in a sky time If you aint a pilot, you probly… — Fabolous
I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night. — Miranda Hobbes
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Stewardess Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 16 Stewardess Quotes as follows: