Stewardess Quotes
16 quotes by 16 authors
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I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no…
— Sean Connery
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The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts. We…
— Ernest K. Gann
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The fact is that people who strap bombs to their bodies to blow up families at a Bar Mitzvah in Israel, plant bombs at a…
— Dennis Prager
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In Japan, you get on the bullet train or the airplane, and I loved the little speeches the stewardesses would do. They even do little…
— Beck
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When I was 8, I got a little toy propeller plane: You could turn it on and the people disappeared from the little windows and…
— John Travolta
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My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything…
— Erika Christensen
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I can't stop watching 'Pan Am.' When I was growing up, my father worked as an engineer in Turkey, and we always flew Pan Am.…
— Gayle King
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I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesses. I read. I painted. I thought.
— Janis Joplin
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The former stewardess glared at her ex-pilot husband as if he had been speaking, and thinking, in the absence of sufficient oxygen.
— John Irving
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Maybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those…
— Susan Juby
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Please relax," said the voice pleasantly, like a stewardess in an airliner with only one wing and two engines one of which is on fire,…
— Douglas Adams
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Stewardesses are still paid so little that in many cases, new hires qualify for food stamps.
— Patricia Ireland
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Sure, I like my short hair. It also quadrupled my rate. I did get sick of seeing it on everybody, though - every stewardess, every…
— Linda Evangelista
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My time is more like fly time. Dont call to get dressed, call it in a sky time If you aint a pilot, you probly…
— Fabolous
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I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night.
— Miranda Hobbes
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Stewardess Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 16 Stewardess Quotes as follows: