Stepladder Quotes
- I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder. — Craig Charles
- During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable artist in this… — Kurt Vonnegut
- I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman