Stephanie Plum Quotes
15 quotes by 1 authors
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My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.
— Janet Evanovich
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These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the…
— Janet Evanovich
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Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone.
— Janet Evanovich
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Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones
— Janet Evanovich
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I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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I almost never shoot people.
— Janet Evanovich
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You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped…
— Janet Evanovich
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It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
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In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him,…
— Janet Evanovich
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[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it,…
— Janet Evanovich
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Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be…
— Janet Evanovich
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