Stephanie Plum Quotes

15 quotes by 1 authors

• My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. — Janet Evanovich
• These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
• It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the… — Janet Evanovich
• Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
• Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone. — Janet Evanovich
• Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich
• I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
• Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
• I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
• I almost never shoot people. — Janet Evanovich
• You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped… — Janet Evanovich
• It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
• In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him,… — Janet Evanovich
• [Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it,… — Janet Evanovich
• Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be… — Janet Evanovich

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• 15 Stephanie Plum Quotes by Janet Evanovich