Statuses Quotes

22 quotes by 21 authors

This is the time to pull together as a Nation, as different people from all over the States with different perspectives and different social statuses… — Jack Kingston
My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out — IG:catone_2_funny
Seeing all these statuses talking about how much they hate their exes, look I know it hurts right now, but people do make mistakes and… — Carniel Dunlop
Crying around about how I'm not liking your statuses isn't going to get me to like your statuses. — Merle Anthony Rowland
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or six, it should… — Ryan Swain
You can tell a lot about a person from the Facebook statuses he or she likes. — Jatin Tanwer
Choosing not to delete your friends on Facebook because you like to make fun on their statuses. — Grace
Idk why these bitches dont shut there fucking mouth say shit about people cant spell wtf is this 3rd grade even if someone cant spell… — Bella
Cute relationship statuses are meaningless its the love and affection that counts one action, love will speak a life time of words. — Toby Caunt
Facebook doesn't get you caught up; your dumb ass statuses does. — Darris Nash
Lol cool atrcile dude! thanks! I searched for cool statuses on facebook and this came up somehow I agree with what you say! thx for… — Lale
Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL — Kiana JWilson
Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general?… — Nastiya
People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't. — Livefree2dream44
Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say. — Livefree2dream44
When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in every other language.... — Nathan Schwake
There should be an entire column on social networking sites for pictures, statuses, and relationships that no one gives a fuck about... — Jerett Parker
I'm only interested in someone genuine. That cares about their family. Feels an education is more important then partying. That believes work is just that… — Adar Burks
When you sitting with your dad using the same Facebooking, suddenly you heard he's reading some familiar words then you realize it's actually all your… — FRHnLEAD
Some people be posting facebook statuses on here instead of quotes! — Jojoo

Who Wrote These Statuses Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 22 Statuses Quotes as follows: