Status Update Quotes
- There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to change… — Jimmy Fallon
- It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of… — Marc Maron
- I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status update — Simphiwe
- Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00
- I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as… — Hussein Nishah
- My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah
- For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who… — Stephanie:)
- If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to each new status… — Azgraybebly Joslan