Statusâs For The Day Quotes

18 Statusâs For The Day quotes by 3 unique authors

God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter,… — Kareen Gayoso
If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are — Fad Ibra
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan
Good girls go to heaven . . . bad girls make you feel like your there . — Azgraybebly Joslan
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Without that little voice in your head you wouldnt be able to read this. — Azgraybebly Joslan
With Airlines stocks having crashed. I cant decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Wakes up grumpy, but most days he just lets her sleep. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them.… — Azgraybebly Joslan
In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that youre glad she doesnt dress like that. — Azgraybebly Joslan
I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said Im brushing my hair. It would get about 50 likes. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Instead of knowing what the 1 song was when you were born it would be cool if it could tell you what the 1 song… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Love is never having to say youre sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when youre not. — Azgraybebly Joslan
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook! — Azgraybebly Joslan

Who Wrote These Statusâs For The Day Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 18 Statusâs For The Day Quotes as follows: