Standup Comic Quotes

5 quotes by 5 authors

• I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job… — Jeff Dunham
• NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise. — Leonard Maltin
• I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. — Joe Rogan
• Is it my end-all and be-all to become a standup comic? No. — Jason Alexander
• My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really married above my level. She… — Ralphie May

Who Wrote These Standup Comic Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 5 Standup Comic Quotes as follows:

• 1 Standup Comic Quote by Jeff Dunham
• 1 Standup Comic Quote by Leonard Maltin
• 1 Standup Comic Quote by Joe Rogan
• 1 Standup Comic Quote by Jason Alexander
• 1 Standup Comic Quote by Ralphie May