Stache Quotes
- I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like,… — Jack Huston
- If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover. — Dave Barry
- Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot… — Dave Barry
- That is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and he’s coming for this ship now.†“And how do you know that?  — Dave Barry
- Stache’s attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics—and a big piece if luck. — Dave Barry