Squirt Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for… — Daniel Dennett
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite
Where did this come from? Do you know what this is? Luca is going to sneak out of bed in the middle of the night… — Melina Marchetta
Are you armed?" Oliver asked her. She glanced down at her backpack and instantly, instinctively held back. "No." "Lie to me again and I'll put… — Rachel Caine
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional. — Jeaniene Frost
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the… — Beverly Cleary
I relaxed. â€œI would imagine in your world, girls are much different than here in the real world. Iâ€™m sure if you spent some time… — Abbi Glines
This is unexpected... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit. — Earl Derr Biggers
You become very strong since you wont know how to control it, so maybe then you could wrestle us? I raise my eyebrows in a… — Jade
No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie — ICarly
When life gives me lemons, I am going to squirt them in your eyes. bitch. — Carlos
Come and, step inside the Electric Slide. Spraying squirt guns at you like it's pesticides. — Mac Miller
Life is like a lemon... You can either cut it perfect, or have lemon juice get squirt in your eye and be in pain.. — Taylor Ferris (me)
When life hands you lemons, you squirt them in the eye, than yell that you wanted limes! — Amanda Day
Hey what are you doing later? Wanna come over and play squirt goo out of your wee wee. No, wait I'm sorry I didnt mean… — Jenna Marbles
Squirt obey your thirst, fashion lines. Between beauty and beast, I walk the line. — Jay Z
I want a boy who would hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. I want someone who would… — Emily Harrison

Who Wrote These Squirt Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 19 Squirt Quotes as follows: