Squirrel Quotes

87 quotes by 75 authors

Do you think that's, like, REAL bacon?" I whispered to Sydney and Dimitri. "And not like squirrel or something?" "Looks real to me," said Dimitri.… — Richelle Mead
When her muzzle grew more white than brown, the chipmunk forgot that she and the squirrel had had nothing to talk about. She forgot the… — David Sedaris
Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. — P. C. Cast
Although we didn't invite Lucinda, she arrived anyway-with a gift. "No need," Char and I chimed together. "Remember when you were a squirrel," Mandy said. — Gail Carson Levine
And," added Mikey. "she's my sister." The others looked at him for a moment, and broke out laughing. "Yeah, yeah," Squirrel scoffed, "and the McGill… — Neal Shusterman
that's as nutty as squirrel turds — P. C. Cast
Like anyone nostalgic for a time he didn't live through, I chose to weed out the little inconveniences: polio, say, or the thought of eating… — David Sedaris
There's got to be a moment when that baby [flying] squirrel looks from the end of one branch to the tree six feet away and… — Jodi Picoult
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. — Susan Mallery
I have six illegitimate children," Villiers informed her, not kindly. She visibly paled. :My daughter is marrying a duke," the duchess said between clenched teeth.… — Eloisa James
It's good to see you," Said Haru. "You can see me?" asked Marcus, patting himself in sudden shock."The potion must have worn off! That's the… — Dan Wells
Come on," Alec said, already stomping down the ramp. "Let's find us a squirrel." He swept the weapon back and forth as he walked, looking… — James Dashner
This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh,… — John Green
The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you. — Jodi Picoult
What he did was wrong. He doesn't deserve your love. But he does deserve your forgiveness, because otherwise he will grow like a weed in… — Jodi Picoult
I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day. — Emily Procter
My childhood is more hick than I could ever possibly relate to you, and also more intellectual than you would ever expect. For instance, me… — Shea Hembrey
One tax dodge often used by multi-national companies is to squirrel their earnings abroad in foreign subsidiaries located in countries where taxes are lower. — Robert Reich
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. — Sarah Jessica Parker
I Just tasered a squirrel and now it's on the floor being a drama queen. — Nikhil Saluja

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